Historical Erratum  Series (by Bryan Hiott)           

Gen. Custer at Little Big Horn McDonald’s  (by Bryan Hiott)

 

Gen. George Armstrong Custer descends in to an existential crisis, contemplating whether he would like fries with his Quarter Pounder.  He was surprised by McDonald’s aggressive trans fat marketing and unsure whether he should use his military training to resolve the issue.  His indecisiveness would prove costly.